too
many words
exit stance is explained slowly
don't continue to blow up martians unless they smell bad
uncertain is something that ive never been anything but lost in. dont hate coming up short. theres fifty million words
i dont wanna sound like an idiot. i want to sound stupid but not too dumb. take a hit. that would be really great. are you ready. it's bending so hold it up. for some reason it didn't really work. wait it did. monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday SUNDAY!!
don't say poop. thats bad. look you weigh more than me. do you. come here. i don't eat that much though. you probably eat healthier than me cuz you work all thee time. and then working out at the gym and on the tramoline all tha time. we could do this like everyday. for some reason the arrows dont work anymore. for some reason theres a ribbon in the sky. well, more like an explosion. but it was a beautiful one. somewhere below the bassment on the roof. even the way he said "hold on" made her smile. everything amazing.
wonderful butterflies. die. flowers die also and also turn into a flower. and then the flower withers. and then it turns into a star and explodes into a supernova of everything once again. another again and two other again. cavemonster comes from the dark and he eats the turtles. the only problems are. there are owls everywhere. and crows, which are supposed to be bad luck but i think they're interesting. in these hours, watch out at 3:00 am. i just wanted to take a shower but while i was in there a crazy man knocked on the door and asked for a ride. this drunk guy. never met him but i can't forget him. say some more things. out of everything there is one thing you must never speak of. Crack cocaine. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Start talking about donkeys and elephants and gorillas on the farm. Hot air ballons are the only escape. we used them from our ass because we were bored one day. we traveled and discoved every talko bell around the world. Being stranded on an eternal blue island could be fun. There is no place to go. I guess YOU could call it forever. I turned into a vampire, only for 10 seconds. I ripped my eyes off and planted them in the dirt. It was some friendly dirt. They were the only thing safe when the zombie vampires. Smart Zombies. Flying monkeys are much stronger than normal. They bite earballs, poision apples and tropical storms.
I just touched my boobs. I know thats very sexual. Im glad you're finally reading this. Anyways, the most important thing to remember is the increadible hulk turned into kool=aid man. It was all a lie. so we had to kill him. nobody reallly wanted to. and honestly, speaking for myself was never a killer. what was a killer was me. but hey, guess what: we must teach everyone a lie, just kidding. i like joking. ahahahaha. a mad scientist typing for one person. its not actually a person. its really and how do you spell truely? It has to be a turtle, a jackass would be inappropriate. Just made some shit up right there. Thus shall the great peace be established. We buried all of our weapons in a sea of white and black. The tree was read, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple. Marooned on the very same island as the eternal. After a while when they had finally stopped running water through my eyes i could see less clearly. Next, i dropped my contacts, well just one. Somehow i found it again, but it was not where i thought it was. Therefore i put it back into my eye and smiled at elf. There is always a catch at the very end. an exposion. how many explosions does it take to make a barbque. none. There was a time when i liked one better than the other, still like them both though. There are no mountains, only premium chunks. Lucky looks like a rat KING with a sweatshirt. The best king of the suers there ever was. So adorable though, it was the sweetest thing i've seen all day. So i made a space on the roof and watched the stars. Until they exploded and expanded. Then i had to get off the roof with 250 flowers left. I dropped the flowers every step i took. i ran into a green monster on the way, until the monster broke down and became an ordinary flower. by the time i got to the last flower there were none left. and with one remaining. receiving a magic number i found fifty million shinnier flowers. they were the most beautiful thing id ever seen since the explosion back at 100. With only 19 left i had the time of my life. There were so many of them. Suddenly, i was lost in a dream. In my dream i was getting peyote from my ass. no wait, that was the dream. so i picked up some lotion and i put it on. then my brother called, saying i needed to visit my grandma. the next thing i realize is that im sitting at a table. an empty one. so i cleaned my ears with clean q tips and was sucked into a giant little tiny light. I saw a million pictures in black in white. they were all around me. at first they looked like words. funny thing is they turned into a spiral and then i was muertos
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no no. dont say that. say yes.